The Twelve Days of Sickmas

On the first day of Christmas my husband said to me: my throat is swollen and it hurts so terribly.

On the second day of Christmas my husband said to me: Mac has a fever and my throat is hurting so terribly.

On the third day of Christmas my husband said to me: I couldn't sleep last night, Mac has a fever and my throat is hurting so terribly.

On the fourth day of Christmas my brother called and said: Bryson has a cold, (I replied) Harry can't sleep, Mac has a fever and Harry's throat is hurting so terribly.

On the fifth day of Christmas my brother called and said: Bryson has croup. Bryson has a cold, (I replied) Harry can't sleep, Mac has a fever and Harry's throat is hurting so terribly.

On the sixth day of Christmas I woke up and I said: MY THROAT HURTS TOO (Mitch:) Bryson has croup, Bryson has a cold (Me:) Harry can't sleep, Mac has a fever and Harry's throat is hurting so terribly.

On the seventh day of Christmas I woke up and I said: I've got PMS, my throat hurts too (Mitch:) Bryson has a croup, Bryson has a cold (Me:) Harry can't sleep, Mac has a fever and Harry's throat is hurting so terribly.

On the eighth day of Christmas I woke up and I said: I can hardly breath, I've got PMS, my throat hurts too (Mitch:) Bryson has croup! Bryson has a cold (Me:) Harry can't sleep, Mac has a fever and Harry's throat is hurting so terribly.

On the ninth day of Christmas my brother called and said: Bryson isn't napping (Me:) I can hardly breathe, I've got PMS,  my throat hurts too (Mitch:) Bryson has a croup! Bryson has a cold (Me:) Harry can't sleep, Mac has a fever and Harry's throat is hurting so terribly.

On the tenth day of Christmas my mother called and said: Memere & Pepere might not be coming (because of the sickness) (Mitch:) Bryson isn't napping, (Me:) I can hardly breathe, I've got PMS, my throat hurts too (Mitch:) Bryson has croup. Bryson has a cold (Me:) Harry can't sleep, Mac has a fever and Harry's throat is hurting so terribly.

On the eleventh day of Christmas I woke up and I said: Mac is still teething, (Mother:) Memere and Pepere might not be coming (Mitch:) Bryce isn't napping, (Me:) I can hardly breathe, I've got PMS, my throat hurts too (Mitch:) Bryce has croup. Bryson has a cold, (Me:) Harry can't sleep, Mac has a fever and Harry's throat is hurting so terribly.

On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked around and said: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! STOP WHINING AND LETS OPEN GIFTS!!

Merry Christmas Everyone!!
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