You Might Be a Mom if...

You might be a mom if instead of singing the latest top 50's hit, you're walking around humming or singing "Toopie, Toopie, Binou, Binou, Toupie and Binou" or "Hot dog, hot dog hot diggety dog!".

You might be a mom if you get dressed up all nice to go out and then realize you've been walking around with baby drool/spit up on your shoulder.

You might be a mom if you let your toddler steal food from your plate that you love so much you just threatened your husband with a stabbing  if he came too close. (True story.)

You might be a mom if you can't remember what it's like to eat your food while it's still hot. And while you're sitting down.

You might be a mom if you can easily discuss bowel movement consistency at the dinner table without batting an eye (your child's, not your own).

You might be a mom if you wipe your toddlers nose with either your bare fingers or the end of your shirt sleeve in the absence of Kleenex. And you wonder why people look at you funny.

You might be a mom if 7 AM is sleeping in.
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