This N' That

I haven't been posting lately because A) I've been too tired to do anything at night other than lie down and B) we've been busy doing nothing special. As weird as that sounds it's true. Time has been flying, funny things have been happening, but whenever I try to write about it I can't think of what to say. So this post will be a miss-mash of what's been happening lately.

1.  Confession: I love this baby, but I'm a little scared of it. It seems to move ALL the time and seems really strong already. I'm a little scared that I'm going to give birth to Samson. Or a donkey. Every time I lay down he/she kicks. Hard. Last night, we were laying in bed and Harry was watching my stomach and he couldn't believe how hard the kicks were. He actually laughed incredulously, shook his head and said something along the lines of "That's unreal!". At which point I glared at him and said "Now try picturing this in YOUR BODY." Yeah, that might have been a little hormonal of me. Let's just say that I will be relieved to have this baby in my arms post-delivery and know that he/she is healthy and NOT huge.

2.  Mac's speech is getting funnier and funnier. Now, instead of saying 'I'm going to" he says "I'mma".  As in "Mommy I'mma do it!"  Funny.

3. While sitting here writing this my rabbit launched himself at me and scared the daylights out of me.

4. We had five days of crazy unseasonably warm weather that melted all the snow and actually allowed a few flowers to bloom. It was awesome. (Also, it's an other reason why I didn't do any posts). Now Mac and I are both going into withdrawal as the weather has once again become seasonal.

5.  I'm tired. All. The. Time. Can I sleep at night? Nope. It's hard to get a good night sleep when you're being repetitively kicked in the bladder.  And also, I've lost the ability to completely empty my bladder in one sitting (No pun intended). So I have to go pee twice. Because this child that I'm carrying clearly takes after my mom's side of the family and likes playing pranks. Like sitting on my bladder while I'm peeing so I can't completely empty it.

6. My IQ has dropped significantly due to lack of sleep and placenta brain.

7. I accidentally introduced Mac to You Tube. One day I was explaining to him that caterpillars become butterflies and had the bright idea to find a video of it because he couldn't seem to wrap his mind around it. And it was a downward spiral from there. Because he realized that there are tons of videos of animals on You Tube. And now, whenever he sees my computer out, he tries to commandeer it. Or becomes like an ice pick in my ear saying "Mommy!! I'mma watch an octopus!!" over and over and over again at a mind numbing speed and decibel level.

SO there it is. What we've been doing.


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