The Fish that Ate the Bullet

As told to Harry's Aunt Helen by Mac after a morning hunt (and retold to me later by him when I asked about it):

"We were hunting today and I saw a moose. It was swimming in the middle of the lake. I shot at it with my gun and the bullet flew over the water but then a fish jumped out of the water and ate the bullet! So I didn't shoot the moose because the fish got the bullet first."

He also claimed that he saw a blue moose in a tree.

I can only imagine the notes that will be sent home by his teacher after he tells her these stories.


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